A man goes into the doctors office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says I have some news. You have HAGS.

What is HAGS the man asks. Its herpes, AIDS, gonorrhea, and syphilis says the doctor.

Oh my God says the man. What are you going to do?

We are going to put you in an isolated room and feed you pancakes and pizza.

Is that going to help me? says the man.

No says the doctor. But its the only food we can think of that we can slide under the door