The sound of silence

A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker, but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting fart.The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman tried to think of something to say to the man next to her. Um…do you have a transfer ticket? she asks finally.No, I dont, he replies, but when we pass the next tree, Ill try to grab you a handful of leaves.

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