16> Seems mighty chummy with the dog all of a sudden15> Unexplained calls to F. Lee Baileys 900 number on your bill.14> He actually *does* have your tongue.13> You find a stash of Feline of Fortune magazines behind the couch.12> Cyanide paw prints all over the house.11> You wake up to find a birds head in your bed.10> As the wind blows over the grassy knoll in downtown Dallas,you get a faint whiff of Catnip9> Droppings in litter box spell out REDRUM.8> Catch him with a new mohawk looking in the mirror saying, Mew looking at me? Mew looking at me?7> Takes attentive notes every time Itchy and Scratchy are on.6> You find blueprints for a Rube Goldberg device that starts with a mouse chased into a hole and ends with flaming oil dumped on your bed.5> Has taken a sudden interest in the wood chipper.4> Instead of dead birds, leaves cartons of Marlboros on your doorstep.3> Ball of yarn playfully tied into a hangmans noose.2> You find a piece of paper labeled MY WIL which says LEEV AWL 2 KAT.and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat May Be Planning to Kill You…1> Now sharpens claws on your cars brake lines.