Americans and Russians were competing who would go to the moon and build more on it. The minister comes to the American president: Mister President, the Russians have already launched their spaceship!
President: Yes, yes, let them! A few days later: Mister President, the Russians have already landed on the moon!
President: Yes, yes, calm down! In a week: Mister President, its the Russians, the started painting the moon red!
President: Thats fine, just fine! In a month: Mister President, the Russians have painted half the moon red, wed better do something too!!
President: No, no, dont worry! In two months: Mister President, the Russians have finished painting the moon, the whole moon is red now!!
President: Thats great, now send our spaceship up there to write Coca-Cola on it!
19
May
Additional Jokes From "Political"
- Cows and politics
- Q&A about lawyers
- Whats Monica Lewinskys favorite boxing
- The Ghosts and President Clinton
- Jack Benny anecdote
- You might be a Republican if…
- Clinton Goes Out Jogging
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- New issue bonds by the government just came out
- Clinton one-liner
- Real headlines
- Tommy Lee and Saddam Hussein
- Lets play Swallow the leader
- Question and answer Clinton joke
- Question and answer Clinton joke