It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his Priest.
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During World War II, I hid a Jewish man in my attic.
Well, answered the Priest, thats no sin.
But I made him pay me 20 gulden for each week he stayed.
I admit that wasnt good, but you did it for a good cause.
Oh thank you Father; that eases my mind. Father, I have one more question.
what is it, son?
Do I have to tell him the war is over?