The Watch

Jack has stolen the rabbis gold watch and afterwards felt guilty about what he did.

After a sleepless night, he went to the rabbi.

Rabbi, I stole a gold watch.

But Jack, thats forbidden! You should return it immediately!

What shall I do?

Give it back to the owner.

Do you want it?

No, I said return it to its owner.

But he doesnt want it.

In that case, you can keep it.

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