Old and New Jokes

There was this fly hovering about 8 inches above the surface of the river, but unbeknown to the fly, just below the surface of the river there was this salmon looking up at the fly thinking, If that fly was to come just six inches lower I would leap out of this water and have it for my tea. But unbeknown to the fish, there was this bear watching it, thinking, If that fly was to come just six inches lower, that fish would leap out of the water and take it for its tea, and I could reach out and take that fish for my tea. But unbeknown to the bear, in the bushes was a hunter with his gun thinking, If that fly was to come just six inches lower, that fish would leap out of the water and take it for its tea, that bear would reach out and take that fish for its tea, and I could lean forward with my gun and shoot that bear. But, unbeknown to the hunter, there was this mouse thinking, If that fly was to come just six inches lower, that fish would leap out of the water and take it for its tea, that bear would reach out and take that fish for its tea, that hunter would lean forward with his gun and shoot that bear and I could run between the hunters legs and have his sandwichs for my tea. But unbeknown to the mouse, there was this cat thinking, If that fly was to come just six inches lower, that fish would leap out of the water and take it for its tea, that bear would reach out and take that fish for its tea, that hunter would lean forward with his gun and shoot that bear, that mouse would run between the hunters legs and have his sandwichs for its tea and I could leap onto the mouse and have it for my tea.

Just then the fly dropped six inches, the fish jumped, the bear reached, the hunter leaned, the mouse ran, the cat leaped and missed, falling into the water.











Which only goes to prove that Whenever a fly drops six inches there is going to be a wet pussy.