Things NOT to say to a Cop!

1. I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2. Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in.

3. Arent you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you mustve been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!!

5. Excuse me. Is stick up hyphenated?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

8. Bad cop! No Donut!

9. Youre not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. Didnt I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

11. You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends nightstand.

12. I pay your salary!

13. So, duhhhh, you on the take, or what?

14. Gee, Officer! Thats terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too.

15. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

16. I was trying to keep up with the other traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around, thats how far ahead of me they are.

17. What do you mean, Have I been drinking? Youre the trained observer!