The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.



Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.



What general direction cattywumpus is.



That gimme sugar dont mean pass the sugar.



When by and by is.



How to handle your pot likker



The best gesture of solace for a neighbor whos got trouble is a plate of cold potato salad.



The difference between purt near and a right far piece



The differences between a redneck, a good ol boy, and trailer trash.



Never to go snipe hunting twice.



Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.



You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody! But nobody!