Old and New Jokes

* Whew, thats one terrific spread!

* Im in the mood for a little dark meat.



* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.



* Talk about a huge breast!



* Its Cool Whip time!



* If I dont undo my pants, Ill burst!



* Are you ready for seconds yet?



* Are you going to come again next Year?



* Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?



* Just wait your turn, youll get some!



* Dont play with your meat.



* Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.



* Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once?



* I didnt expect everyone to come at once!



* You still have a little bit on your chin.



* Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.



* How long will it take after you stick it in?



* Youll know its ready when it pops up.



* Wow, I didnt think I could handle all of that!



* How many are coming?



* Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen!



* Just lay back & take it easy…Ill do the rest.



* How long do I beat it before its ready?