Things that sound dirty

Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but really arent:

Reach in and grab the giblets.

Whew… thats one terrific spread!

Im in the mood for a little dark meat.

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

Talk about a huge breast!

And he forces his way into the end zone.

Shes 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.

Its cool whip time!

If I dont unbuckle my pants, Im going to burst.

It must be broken cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

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