Things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving but really arent:



Reach in and grab the giblets.



Whew… thats one terrific spread!



Im in the mood for a little dark meat.



Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.



Talk about a huge breast!



And he forces his way into the end zone.



Shes 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.



Its cool whip time!



If I dont unbuckle my pants, Im going to burst.



It must be broken cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.