Things That Sound Dirty

* Whew, thats one terrific spread!

* Im in the mood for a little dark meat.

* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

* Talk about a huge breast!

* Its Cool Whip time!

* If I dont undo my pants, Ill burst!

* Are you ready for seconds yet?

* Are you going to come again next Year?

* Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

* Just wait your turn, youll get some!

* Dont play with your meat.

* Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

* Do you think youll be able to handle all these people at once?

* I didnt expect everyone to come at once!

* You still have a little bit on your chin.

* Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

* How long will it take after you stick it in?

* Youll know its ready when it pops up.

* Wow, I didnt think I could handle all of that!

* How many are coming?

* Thats the biggest one Ive ever seen!

* Just lay back & take it easy…Ill do the rest.

* How long do I beat it before its ready?

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