1. Turn the radio on. When the instructors hand reaches to turn

it off, slap his/her hand.



2.Rev the car really high, turn to the instructor, and say with an



evil look, Buckle Up!



3.Come dressed in a suit.Before the examiner gets in the car,



ask him/her to put a peice of saran wrap so he doesnt get the



seat dirty.



4. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch



and say, oops!



5.Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, now which



one is the gas again?



6.Fill your car with beer bottles.



7. After the instructor gets in the car, pop the hood, get out



and the oil.



8. Throughout the entire test, talk about how Aunt Gertrude



smells like mothballs.



9.Swear at everybody on the road.



10. Tell the Registar that you are taking the remidial test.



11. When your at a red light look back and forth between the



light and the person next to you.



12.Beep your horn at everything.



13.Flip everyone off.



14. Before you go to take the test hang a stuffed hand outside



the trunk so that it looks like someone is inside.



15. Break off your rear-veiw mirror and then ask the instructor



to hold it