07
Oct
- Duct tape wont fix that.
- Wrasslins fake.
- No kids in the back of the pick-up, its not safe.
- Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
- We dont keep firearms in this house.
- Has anybody seen the sideburn trimmer?
- You cant feed that to the dog.
- I thought Graceland was tacky.
- Ill take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex
- Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
- Were vegetarians.
- Do you think my hair is too big?
- Ill have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.
- Honey, these bonsai trees need watering.
- Whos Richard Petty?
- Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
- Deer heads detract from the decor.
- Spitting is such a nasty habit.
- I just couldnt find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
- Trim the fat off that steak.
- Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
- The tires on that truck are too big.
- Actually, unsweetened tea tastes better.
- Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
- My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffanys.
- Ive got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
- Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
- Checkmate.
- Shes too old to be wearing that bikini.
- Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
- Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
- Hey, heres an episode of Hee Haw that we havent seen.
- I dont have a favorite college team.
- Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
- I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
- Elvis who?