This train will not stop at Victoria
A man travelling on a train ask the ticket collector what time the train stops at Victoria.
This train doesnt stop at Victoria, its the express
Your joking!, I NEED to get off at Victoria
Sorry sir, this train will not stop at Victoria
There must be something you can do
Well there is one thing
What, anything, I need to get off
Well, Ill get the driver to slow down and Ill dangle you out the door and lower you onto the platform
My god! Will that work
Its worth a try
The train approaches the platform at 50 mph
The ticket collector hangs the man in mid air out the door,
The man starts running. The man is running in mid air.
Run faster! Run faster!
The ticket collector lowers the man down.
The mans feet touch the platform! Smoke flies of his shoes and his heel comes off. The man is running for his life!
The ticket collector lets go. The man is now running at 30mph!!!
Hes made it, he begins to slow down. Hes still running at 20mph along side the train as the other passengers watch in amazement.
As the last carriage goes by a hand grabs the man by the shirt collar and lifts him back onto the train.
As hes being pulled into the carriage he hears a voice say: Your lucky I was here to help, this train doesnt even stop at Victoria!!!
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