There was these three indians who each were going to hunt for the first time. So the first indian goes off into the horizon and comes back with a rabbit. The others are amazed and ask how did you catch that rabbit, the indian replies me go hunting, me follow tracks, me catch rabbit. The next day the 2nd indian goes off and give it a try and comes back with a buffalo, the others are astouned by this and ask how did you catch that buffalo, and he simply replies,me go hunt, me follow tracks, me catch buffalo so the third indian thinks he has what it takes and gives it a try the next day and comes back all fucked up, the others a laughing so hard at him that they wet themselves and ask how the hell did you get all fucked up like that and he replies me go hunt, me follow track, me get hit by train.
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Additional Jokes From "Foul Language"
- A Christmas Poem
- High school students demand wars in easier-to-find countries
- Are blind pilots flying?
- Rooster Difference
- Things You Cant Say at Work
- Bad Month for Car Saleman
- Say Again?
- Troublesome honeymoon
- Drinkers Alphabet
- And the moral is…
- 3 Great Lessons
- Wheres ya bin? (down under)
- Getting the car keys from a kinky dad (sick)
- Job Hunting
- True Confessions (risque)