Three Men In A Sauna

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a

beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping

stops. The others look at him curiously.

Thats my pager, he says. I have a microchip under the skin of

my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm

to his ear. When he finishes he explains, Thats my mobile phone.

I have a microchip in my hand.

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.

In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending

from his ass. The others raise their eyebrows.

Im getting a fax, he explains.

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