Three midgets are standing around talking.
Were the three plainest midgets around. Theres nothing special about us at all!
So the 1st midget goes, Hey, I have an idea! Im gonna go to the Guiness Book of World Records & see if Im the shortest man in the world! He goes and gets measured. He comes back happy & goes Im the shortest man!
Then tha 2nd midget says That gives me an idea! Im gonna see if I have the shortest legs. So he goes and gets his legs measured. He comes back happy & goes I have the shortest legs in the world!
The 3rd midget looks at himself & goes Im gonna go see if I have the shortest penis in the world. So he goes and gets it measured. He comes back pissed off. The other midgets are like Whats the matter? And tha 3rd midget is like Who the hell is (blank)?!?!?! ***You are supposed to insert the name of the person you are telling the joke to in the blank. For example, if I was telling the joke to a guy named Bob, then the last line of the joke would be: And tha 3rd midget is like Who tha hell is Bob?!?!?! ****~This joke works very well on AIM profiles and away messages. Instead of leaving a blank where a name is supposed to go in the last line, you can use the %n so that it will insert the screenname of whoever is reading it.~*
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Nov
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