Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June.

The first nun said, I was cleaning in Fathers room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!

What did you do? the other nuns asked.

Well, of course I threw them in the trash, she replied.

The second nun said, Well, I can top that. I was in Fathers room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!

Oh my! gasped the other nuns.

What did you do? they asked.

I poked holes in all of them! she replied.

The third nun fainted.