Old and New Jokes

Three
sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 lived in a house together.
One night the 76-year-old drew a bath. She put her foot
in and paused. She yelled down the stairs "was
I getting into or out of the bath?"
The 74-year-old yelled back "I dont know. Ill
come up and see." She started up the stairs and
paused. Then she yelled, "was I going up the
stairs or down?"
The 72-year-old sat at the kitchen table having tea,
listening to her sisters. She shook her head sadly
and said, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful."
She knocked on wood for good measure. She then yelled,
"Ill come up and help both of you as soon as
I see whos at the door."