From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esq., here are the top 10 proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States vs. William Jefferson Clinton:

10. If the dress aint a mess, he wont need to confess



9. The economys great, let the White Boy skate



8. If the Bitch didnt spit, you must acquit



7. If she is not spread eagle, then it is not illegal



6. Lewinskys a whore, and Bills better than Gore



5. So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses



4. He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life



3. Bill cant tell the truth till he sees Ken Starrs proof



2. Bill is not sleazy, Lewinskys just easy



1. If the s** is just oral, it is not really immoral