Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian

It beats being an American.
You dont have to leave home to taste authentic French cuisine.
You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
Can travel anywhere with a Canadian passport.
Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity
ratings will rise.
Liberal is not a dirty word.
The CBC
Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the
ground.
If you are BORING!!