Top 10 Reasons For Being

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Top 10 Reasons For Being English

Two World Wars and One World Cup (doo-dah doo-dah)
Warm beer
You get to confuse yanks with the rules of cricket
You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events
Union jack underpants
Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
Puts you in with a chance of bedding Lady Di
Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
Ditto changing underwear
Beats being Welsh,
Or Scottish


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