Its legal to play hockey professionally.
The puck is always hard.
Protective equipment is reusable and you dont even have to wash it.
It lasts a full hour.
You know youre finished when the buzzer sounds.
Your parents cheer when you score.
Periods only last 20 minutes.
You can count on it at least twice a week.
You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

And, the number one reason hockey is better than sex…

A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.

Thanks to Bill Denham