Top 10 resolutions you wont keep

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  1. I will not buy magazines with AOL disks bound in just to get another 1.44MB disk.
  2. I will stop sending email to my roommate.
  3. I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.
  4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm I answer my email.
  5. When I subscribe to a news group or mailing list, I will read all the mail I get from it.
  6. I will stay on the computer as long as I want. What? OK, dear … Im coming. Never mind.
  7. No more downloads from alt.binaries.*
  8. I resolve to back up my new 2 GB hard drive daily … well, once a week … monthly, perhaps …
  9. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Net.
  10. I wont try to get onto the Netscape web site as soon as a new Navigator beta comes out.
  11. When I hear Where do you want to go today? I wont reply MS Tech Support.
  12. I will read the manual.
  13. I will think of a password other than password.
  14. I will limit my top ten lists to ten items.

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