Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but arent

Nuts … my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
You really wacked the hell out of that sucker
Look at the size of his putter
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it
My hands are so sweaty I cant get a good grip
Nice strokes, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the #1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isnt …

Hold up … I need to wash my balls first

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