If I Cant Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two on you.
If The Phone Dont Ring, Youll Know Its Me.
How Can I Miss You If you Wont Go Away?
I Liked You Better Before I Knew you So Well.
I Still Miss you, Baby, But My Aims Gettin Better.
I Wouldnt Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause Im Afraid shed win.
Ill Marry You Tomorrow, But Lets Honeymoon Tonight.
Im So Miserable Without You; Its Like Having You here.
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, Id Be Out By Now.
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss him.
She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger.
Youre The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
Shes Looking Better After Every Beer.

And the No. 1 favorite country song is:

I Havent Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But Ive sure woke up with a few.