Old and New Jokes

15. Miracle and a Quickie on 42nd Street — A Times Square Christmas

14. Spike Lees Get On the Sleigh



13. Van Damme IS Santa Claude



12. Michael Jackson stars in Im Dreaming of a White Christmas



11. The Deep II — A Chappaquiddick Holiday with Uncle Ted



10. Theres No Santa Claus, Charlie Brown



9. The spoiled brats ask for the moon and Santa delivers, in Naked Buns II



8. Mickey Rooney & Andy Rooney in Grumpy Old Elves



7. Ross Perot as the autistic elf in Reindeer Man (Of course, Id be an excellent President.)



6. Its a Wonderful Life, My Ass — Pass the Malt Liquor



5. Steven Segal IS MissleToe



4. Jane Fonda, Julia Roberts and Elizabeth Shue in Ho, Ho, Ho!



3. Hes got a red nose and an Uzi. And hes about to teach them some new reindeer games in Rudolph II — First Blood



2. Blazing Saddles 2 — How the Stench Stole Christmas



1. No, YOU Open It! — A Ted Kaczynski Christmas