Top 9 reasons to go to work naked

Your boss is always yelling, I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!
Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources.
Id love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.
To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
People stop stealing your pens after theyve seen where you keep them.
Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work stoned.
Gives bad hair day a whole new meaning.
No one steals your chair.

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