Top signs your Amish teen is in touble

1. Stays in bed past 5am
2. When you critize him he yells thou sucketh
3. You find his stash of colored socks.
4. He wears his big black hat backwards.
5. He has pictures of women not wearing bonnets
6. Uses slang expresions – talk to the hand cuz the beard aint listening
7. Shows up to barn raising in KISS make-up
8. Says if I had a radio, Id listen the gangster rap

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