Top Ten changes Bill Gates wants at CNN before investing heavily in Turner Broadcasting:

When covering plane crashes, reporters must point out that the planes cockpit was NOT equipped with Windows 95, and had it been, it might not have crashed (although they should omit that it probably couldnt have gotten off the ground in the first place).
Headline News must include a new section – Microsoft Upgrades Available This Week.
Ads for IBM must be followed by ads for Kaopectate.
Ads for Microsoft must be followed with ads for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.
All graphs showing the economy improving should be done using Microsoft Excel.
All graphs showing the economy worsening should be done with Lotus 1-2-3.
New voice-over This… is CNN, version 1.5, release F.
Stories about anti-trust suits against Microsoft must include the words vendetta, meritless, and witch hunt.
All weather maps have to have a big Microsoft logo next to Seattle.
A five-year publicity buildup for the new carpet.