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Jan

Top ten excuses of the american taliban guy

Terrorist training camps looked a lot nicer in the brochure
I didnt join the Taliban, I was interning for the Taliban
I lost a Super Bowl bet
Dazzled by the Taliban commercials that aired during one of Kathie Lees Ramadan specials
What kid doesnt grow up dreaming of being the next Mullah Omar?
Al Qaeda? Oh man, I thought I was fighting for Ralph Nader
Since when is fighting against your country with an evil terrorist regime considered treason?
Got tired of wearing clean clothes and not getting shot at
Like youve never joined an international terrorist ring!
Oh, I thought this was a paintball game

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