Top ten reasons your girlfriend might leave you for a woman

Doesnt whine about affirmative action taking away your promotions
Knows what the clitoris is
Even if she does sit around in a dirty tshirt watching television, she at least knows how to wash it herself.
Knows where the clitoris is.
Doesnt think sexual harassment has been blown way out of proportion
She may not know how to fix a car, but, lets face it buddy, neither do you
Doesnt respond to I want to talk about our relationship with Oh, Jesus Christ, here we go again
Willing to stop and ask for directions before seeing bleached bones lying alongside the road
Two words: sharing clothes
Someday youre going to look like Bob Dole

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