07
Feb
- All thats left of your Olympic fever is a dry hacking cough
- You imagine your hands around the throat of that Coke-drinking polar bear
- You say, Oh good, Hangin with Mr. Cooper is on tonight
- Whenever the Olympic theme music ends you find youve put another fork into the back of your hand
- Youre NBC President Warren Littlefield
- You decide against naming your baby girl Picabo
- Your name is Bonnie Blair and youve starting using your five gold medals as coasters
- Actually watched The Jackson Family Honors
- You beg your son to let you return to Indiana
(Daves mom is stationed in Lillehammer as the Olympic correspondent for the Late Show)
- No longer laugh at the name Gillooly