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Dec

Top ten things not to say on your anniversary!

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is our what?8. Okay, lets celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?7. I thought we only celebrated important events?6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.5. You dont like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.4. Ive got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Heres a $5 gift certificate for McDonalds.3. If you want me to pretend I care about our anniversary, I will.2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, Ill take you to Pizza Hut if itll shut you up.1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

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