Top ten things you shouldnt say at a consulting interview

  1. Im a t-shirt and jeans kind of person.
  2. Do you pay overtime?
  3. I hate flying.
  4. Im useless without twelve hours of sleep a night.
  5. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.
  6. Do you cover rental cars for collision?
  7. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.
  8. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.
  9. Two words: family first.
  10. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.

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