Tough sermons

I am a pastor and father of two children. The day before we were to attend a cousins high school graduation, I thought Id prepare the kids, knowing how fidgety they can get.

Graduations are sometimes long, boring events, I said. I want you guys to behave and not ask constantly when its going to be over.

Dont worry, Dad. Well live, my daughter replied. We last through all your sermons, dont we?

Rev. Matthew Sassano, Jr.

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