Triple martinis

A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple martini. Thirty seconds later a lady walks in and ordered a triple martini.

The bartender says Wow! Two back-to-back triple martinis! Are you celebrating anything?

She says Yes, for ten years, Ive been trying to get pregnant and this morning I left the doctors office and he said I was pregnant!

The bartender looks at the guy and says Are you celebrating anything?

the guy says Yes. I breed peacocks. And for ten years, Ive been trying to breed a peacock with blue eyes. I walked out from the birdhouse this morning and there was a beautiful, blue-eyed peacock!

The bartender says Congratulations!! Howd ja do it?

He said I changed cocks.

She said, Me, too!

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