31
Dec
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple martini. Thirty seconds later a lady walks in and ordered a triple martini.
The bartender says Wow! Two back-to-back triple martinis! Are you celebrating anything?
She says Yes, for ten years, Ive been trying to get pregnant and this morning I left the doctors office and he said I was pregnant!
The bartender looks at the guy and says Are you celebrating anything?
And
the guy says Yes. I breed peacocks. And for ten years, Ive been trying to breed a peacock with blue eyes. I walked out from the birdhouse this morning and there was a beautiful, blue-eyed peacock!
The bartender says Congratulations!! Howd ja do it?
He said I changed cocks.
She said, Me, too!