A man walks into a bar.

Bartender asks whatll have.

Man replies A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts.

Bartender shakes his head and gives him his drinks.

All night, each time the bartender asks for his order the man says A Beer and a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts.

Finally the bartender asks the man what trouble hes talking about.

The man says Give me a beer and I might just tell you.

The bartender replies, Sorry, youve had your limit for the night.

The man says Ohh, now the trouble starts..