Jumpin to conclusions

Two guys, John and Jake, are training the art of parachutism.

At 12 000 feet, they jump out of the plane. By pulling the yellow cord, the parachute should unfold.

This does happen to John. Gently he floats in the air. Unfortunately this doesnt happen to Jake, no matter how hard he pulls the yellow string, nothing happens. Hes fallen straight down to earth.

John shouts to him: Dont make a fuss of it, its just a practice jump!

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