23
Sep

True story about making Eve as Adams companion

At the dawn of time, Adam is in the garden of Eden with all theanimals. It is an absolute paradise, with the beauty of nature allaround, but Adam still feels theres something amiss, so he says to God Hey God! Theres something not quite right here still. I feel I need a companion, someone who will love me, care about me, always be there, always understand.

Thats quite a tough request, says God, and its going to cost you.

How much?, says Adam.

Itll cost you an arm and a leg, says God.

Thats a bit steep – I dont think I can afford that, says Adam. What can I get for a rib?

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