Never Heard That Excuse

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A fellow bought a newCorvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down,the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and bluelight behind him. "There aint no waythey can catch a Corvette," he thought to himself and opened her up further. Theneedle hit 90, 100, 130 and finally 150 with the light still behind him. "Whatthe hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him,took his license without a word and examined it and the car. Ive had a tough shift andthis is my last pull over. I dont feel like more paperwork so if you can give me anexcuse for your driving that I havent heard before you can go!" "Last week my wife ranoff with a cop," the man said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give herback!" "Off you go,"said the officer.

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