What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?

French flies.

What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?

Poloroids.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

A south paw.

What do you call a frightened scuba diver?

Chicken of the sea.

What do you call a monster with no neck?

The Lost Neck Monster.

What do you call a transvestite cow?

A Dairy Queen.

What do you call Eskimo cows?

Eskimoos.

What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?

A quackintosh.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?

Bacon and legs.