10
Dec

Two birds, one stone

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: Da-ad …

What?

Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?

No. You had your chance. Lights out.

Five minutes later: Da-aaaad …

WHAT?

Im THIRSTY … Can I have a drink of water??

I told you NO! If you ask again Ill have to spank you!!

Five minutes later … Daaaa-aaaad …

WHAT??!!

When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?

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