29
Aug

Two Brits. (adult)

#1 Ropes or chains dear?

#2 Chains tonight!

#1 Leather or rubber?

#2 Rubber and spikes please.

#1 E, amyl, gange or billy?

#2 E and gange please.

#1 K.Y.jelly or Vaseline?

#2 K.Y. please.

#1 Condom?

#2 Naaaaaah!

#1 Ready?

#2 Yes!

#1 Right! Which nightclub shall we go to then?

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