Old and New Jokes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said: Two Prostitutes — $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign,
stopped them and told them theyd either have to remove the sign or go
to jail.Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: JESUS SAVESOne of the girls asked the officer, How come you dont stop them?Well, thats a little different, the officer smiled Their sign
pertains to religion.So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and
drove off.The following day found the same police officer in the area when he
noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car
again.Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he
noticed the new sign which now read:Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter — $50.00.