Two (relatively) new Yugo/Lada jokes

My wife saw these in the current Business and Finance so maybe theyre
not that new. (USA readers substitute Yugo for Lada)…

Q. What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada Users Manual?

A. The bus and train timetables.

Q. What do you call a Lada on a hill?

A. A bloody miracle.

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