24
Mar

Tyson Excuses!

The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfields ear:

10. Got a little carried away after seeing Face/Off

9. Really wanted to win first prize on Americas Funniest Home Videos

8. Like this doesnt happen every year in the Masters

7. Whenever Moe bites Curlys ear, its hilarious!

6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith

5. I guess youve never heard of a little thing called strategy

4. Ears is tasty

3. It was self-defense — he wouldnt stop punching me!

2. Disqualified sounds better than got his ass kicked all over the ring

1. He ran out of gum

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