Connorsvill,Wisconsin:

It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

Willowdale, Oregon:

It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.

Oblong, Illinois:

It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

(Trust me if a man takes his wife fishing on their wedding day, he has an even bigger problem.)

Alexandria, Minnesota:

No man is allowed to make love with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath.

Ames, Iowa:

A man cannot have more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, girlfriend, or significant other— or holding her in his arms.

Bozeman, Montana:

Has a law banning all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown — if they are nude.

Newcastle, Wyoming:

An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a stores walk-in-meat freezer.

Illinois:

A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

Norfolk, Virginia:

A woman could not go out without wearing a corset. There was even a civil-service job, only for men, called corset inspector.

Merryville, Missouri:

Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.

(This one either makes me want to stand up and scream, Hallelujah! or puke.)

Helena, Montana:

Law mandates that a woman cant dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

Carlsbad, New Mexico:

Its legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break, as long as the vehicle has curtains drawn to discourage peeping Toms.

Florida:

State law says that if you are a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can not parachute on Sunday afternoons.

Cleveland, Ohio:

Woman arent allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. A man might see the reflection of something he oughtnt.

Tremont, Utah

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and her name is to be published in the local newspaper. The man isnt charged nor is his name revealed.