Various quotes about sex
What do I know about sex? Im a married man.
– Tom Clancy
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesomethings that money can buy.
– Steve Martin
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
– Drew Carey
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty damned good.
– Woody Allen
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.
– Unknown
If it werent for pickpockets Id have no sex life at all.
– Rodney Dangerfield
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
– Dick Brandon
Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it
– Richard Feynman
All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after youve done it.
– Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
– Woody Allen
I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, its all been tried, and if its really new, its probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy.
– Felix G. Rohatyn
It isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
– Matt Barry
Love aint nothin but sex misspelled.
– Harlan Ellison
Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics.
– Unknown
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
– Michael Sinz
Remember, if you smoke after sex youre doing it too fast.
– Woody Allen
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
– George Burns
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.
– Henry Miller
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
– P. J. O Rourke
I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, youd find at least one sex scene.
– Dave Barry
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