Various quotes about sex

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What do I know about sex? Im a married man.

– Tom Clancy

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesomethings that money can buy.

– Steve Martin

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

– Drew Carey

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty damned good.

– Woody Allen

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you dont have a good partner, youd better have a good hand.

– Unknown

If it werent for pickpockets Id have no sex life at all.

– Rodney Dangerfield

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

– Dick Brandon

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it

– Richard Feynman

All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country and western is about feeling guilty after youve done it.

– Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

– Woody Allen

I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: economics and sex. By and large, its all been tried, and if its really new, its probably illegal or dangerous or unhealthy.

– Felix G. Rohatyn

It isnt premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

– Matt Barry

Love aint nothin but sex misspelled.

– Harlan Ellison

Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics.

– Unknown

Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

– Michael Sinz

Remember, if you smoke after sex youre doing it too fast.

– Woody Allen

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

– George Burns

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

– Henry Miller

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

– P. J. O Rourke

I bet that if you actually read the entire vastness of the U.S. Tax Code, youd find at least one sex scene.

– Dave Barry


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